Saturday, November 17, 2007
EXCLUSIVE! BRITNEY GOING AFTER MIKE!!!
Oops! She did it again! During a recent night on the town, Britney Spears was photographed exiting her car when a bag of Crunchy Chee-Tos fell out of her skirt. No doubt she'd been stashing the salty snacks in her vajayjay as a way to entice her dream man, Republican Presidential hopeful Mike Huckabee, away from his current fling, Paris Hilton! Poor Britney is unaware that the formerly portly Mike now poo-poos such delicious treats! Looks like Britney's going to have to find some other way to catch Mike's eye! (Secret memo for Brit's eyes only: My sources tell me that Mike is a sucker for OxyContin!)