Saturday, November 17, 2007
EXCLUSIVE! Mike Huckabee and Paris Hilton!
Looks like Republican Presidential hopeful Mike Huckabee's recent surge in the polls has been accompanied by another surge: A surge between the thighs of vapid heiress Paris Hilton! As seen in this obviously disingenuous photo, the two share a love of karaoke, and of touching each other! I'm sure that once word of Hilton's "endorsement" gets out, the other candidates can wave "Huckabye-bye" to their chances in this election!