Tuesday, December 11, 2007
EXCLUSIVE! BRITNEY SPEARS IN IOWA CAMPAIGNING FOR MIKE HUCKABEE!
Oops, she did it again! Britney's been unable to get the attention of her dream man, Republican presidential hopeful Mike "F*ckabee" Huckabee, so in a desperate attempt to win his affections, she's gone to ice and snow-covered Iowa with plans of putting on a big show on behalf of his campaign! My source tells me that Brit was so impressed by Oprah Winfrey's recent appearances stumping for Democrat Barack Obama that she's decided to emulate the talk queen! The troubled pop sensation is convinced that her starpower is at least as bright as Oprah's, and that this will show to "F*ckabee" that she's a serious contender for his affections!
As further evidence of her dedication, as seen in this extremely dubious photo, Britney donned her snowshoes and braved temperatures in the low teens to knock on the doors of startled Cedar Rapidians to encourage them to vote for "her man Mike"! Based on recent polling, whatever she's doing seems to be working!