Sunday, December 2, 2007

EXCLUSIVE! MIKE HUCKABEE AND AMY WINEHOUSE!

Republican Presidential hopeful Mike "F*ckabee" Huckabee is at it again-- this time with troubled soul-songstress Amy Winehouse! As you can see from this highly dubious photo, the two took advantage of Winehouse's husband's incarceration to hit the town together in style! My sources tell me that while F*ckabee's friends say Winehouse is "no good," she "sends him flying" when they "pump!" And while Winehouse's family is hopeful that between F*ckabee's conversations with God, he'll influence her to go back to "rehab," F*ckabee actually wants her to stay out so he doesn't have to "wake up alone!"

The two got into the minivan in the picture and drove off, reportedly to indulge in F*ckabee's drug of choice, OxyContin!



My clever romantic name for these two lovebirds: "Huckahouse"!

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