Monday, December 10, 2007
EXCLUSIVE! MIKE HUCKABEE AND ROSIE O'DONNELL!
Wow! This is an EXCLUSIVE EXCLUSIVE!! That's right-- it's DOUBLE EXCLUSIVE! In an attempt to mend fences over his embarrassing past opinion on what should be done with AIDS patients, Mike "F*ckabee" Huckabee met with America's favorite Lesbian, Rosie O'Donnell! My sources tell me that while the meeting began in a highly tense, strained manner, Ms O'Donnell was won over by F*ckabee's folksy humor and animalistic good looks! It wasn't long before the meeting became extremely hot and sweaty, with the two allegedly making not just an exchange of ideas, but of bodily fluids as well! As we can see from this extremely dubious photo taken just after the meeting, Rosie still appears a bit flushed from the experience, while "F*ckabee" looks as smooth and cool as ever! Does nothing rattle this man???
I'm calling this hot new couple "Huckadonnell!"