Wednesday, December 5, 2007
EXCLUSIVE! MIKE HUCKABEE AND ZAC EFRON!
Now that he's gained the coveted endorsements of Tim LaHaye, coauthor of some of the most compelling works of fiction of the last 20 years, and Chuck Norris, hero to metrosexual hillbillies everywhere, it seems insurgent Republican presidential candidate Mike "F*ckabee" Huckabee has gotten a bit "cocky"! His escapades with Amy Winehouse, Paris Hilton, one of the Olsen twins, and (possibly) Britney Spears were bad enough, but now he's been seen stepping out with ("allegedly") closeted "High School Musical" star Zac Efron, in this dubious at best photo! My sources tell me that F*ckabee has been trying to pry little man Zac away from his ("alleged") beard, Vanessa Hudgens, for several months now, and is delighted that "Zacky-poo" (as F*ckabee calls him) invited him to the Australian preem of "Hairspray!" Reports are that the two canoodled for about half the screening, then took off for parts unknown in a Hummer! (Maybe they didn't drive off in a Hummer, but my sources allege that there was a "Hummer" somewhere in that story!)
Henceforward, this cute couple shall be referred to as "HuckaZac"! Good luck, HuckaZac! Let's hope you last longer than Huckahouse did!