Saturday, January 19, 2008
EXCLUSIVE! MIKE HUCKABEE AND CINDY MCCAIN!
Republican presidential hopeful Mike "F*ckabee" Huckabee looks to be trying to take more from John McCain than just the Republican presidential nomination! The hillbilly satyr is said to be putting the romantic moves on McCain's lovely, pill-popping wife, Cindy! My sources, who provided me with this shall we say dubious photo, tell me that the two are united in their love of Jimi Hendrix music, and OxyContin! Oh, and beer! A lot of people have been whispering about a possible McCain/Huckabee presidential ticket-- will this secret affair bring an end to such talk? Only time will tell!