Tuesday, February 26, 2008

The Only Thing Actress Mischa Barton Is Guilty Of Is Stealing My Heart

When I read this headline, Mischa Barton Facing 4 Misdemeanors, I thought, Since when is stealing the heart of me, Ricky Sprague, considered a misdemeanor? Because frankly, the only 4 misdemeanors actress Mischa Barton is guilty of, are as follows:

1. Stealing the heart of me, Ricky Sprague.
2. Being radiantly beautiful.
3. Taking one very, very sexy mugshot.
4. Working hard, but playing harder.

As a Hollywood insider, I can honestly say that actress Mischa Barton is my Hollywood mugshot of the week:

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