Friday, March 21, 2008
EXCLUSIVE! What State Department Employees Were Looking For in Barack Obama's Passport File!
My sources tell the that the two State Department employees who were recently fired for accessing Democratic Presidential candidate Barack Obama's passport file were only looking for the hilariously awkward passport photo that he took many years ago. Everyone who's ever had their photo taken for an official government document knows that it can be extremely difficult to take a good one. Legend had it that Mr. Obama's passport photo was one of the worst in history, and the employees merely wanted to check it out for themselves! So they did. I have an alleged copy of the dubious photo in question, which I am fearlessly reproducing here, in the interest of the free exchange of awkward passport photos of public officials, which might actually become a recurring feature on this blog, come to think of it.