Wednesday, March 12, 2008
Poodle Bitch's Nonchalance is Sorely Tested
Poodle Bitch stays pretty nonchalant most of the time. The only thing that really gets her riled up is when someone walks down the street outside the house. But there are things that fill her with a righteous indignation that is so fine it is barely containable within her tiny, 14-pound frame. You wouldn't know it to look at her, since she appears so nonchalant.
But Dr. Laura Schlessinger's comments regarding Eliot Spitzer's wife got under her skin. When I looked at her today I could tell what she was thinking, in spite of herself: "If she thinks she can satisfy Eliot Spitzer, and make him feel like the man he knows he is, then why doesn't she marry him?" But that's all the thought she spared for Dr. Laura. She's got too much on her plate. Iams, for instance.
Poodle Bitch has a message for everyone: Do not spare more than a few seconds thinking about that silly nincompoop Dr. Laura Schlessinger. She is not worth it. Instead, find a favorite tree, and pee on it.