Wednesday, May 14, 2008
Incredible, Possibly Untrue, Animal Facts!
American Ants get about 1 week of vacation time per year, which is on average two months less than their European counterparts.
Your Kitten is not nearly as cute as you seem to think it is.
Giraffes do not give a shit about global warming.
Pigs love the sweet flavor of Honeybaked Ham.
Alligator fellatio is considered very dangerous.
Dolphins are easily trained to leap out of the water because they are allergic to it. That is why their skin is always discolored and puffy.
An ostrich will have sex with anything, hence the continuation of the species.
Attractive women feel more comfortable and more able to "just be themselves" around gay snakes than heterosexual ones.
Contrary to their reputation, owls are very stupid. They can be tricked into believing that a stuffed animal is their mother. If that's not stupid, I don't know what is.
Snails cure hangovers by drinking their own urine.
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