Tuesday, June 10, 2008
Barack Obama Campaign Expecting to Raise Over One Squillion Dollars For Presidential Election!
My sources inside the Barack Obama campaign are giddy at the prospects of how much money they'll raise. So giddy, in fact, that they're expecting to raise mythical amounts of money for the general presidential election.
"We're expecting to have a zillion in the bank by the end of June, and by September we're shooting for a squillion. From there- the sky's the limit!"
Obama's campaign has already started a committee to look into the creation of names for the new numbers of money that they're expecting to raise. So far they've come up with "obamillion," "barillions," "changillion," and "zesquillion."