Monday, June 16, 2008
Tim Russert Ascends to Heaven
Finally, after more than 1,900 hours of coverage, former Meet The Press "moderator" Tim Russert ascended to heaven today, on gossamer wings. He was obviously more than a man; so much more than a man, in fact, that the Iowa floodwaters briefly receded, bombings and killings in Iraq and Afghanistan ceased, and the presidential race took a break so that his passing could be properly covered. Now that He's in heaven, we can all get back to normal again.