Wednesday, July 30, 2008

13 Worst Pick-Up Lines

The following are some of the worst pick-up lines ever used. Learn from my mistakes. If you see a woman you're interested in, DO NOT USE ANY OF THESE LINES. Presented for educational purposes only.

According to the Bible, the first woman was formed from the rib of the first man, and I would like to bone you.

Check out my sweet bus pass.

Let’s go back to your place- mine is infested with vermin.

If I were you, I’d go out with me. In fact, sometimes I think I am you, watching myself from the next building over, taking photos with a telescopic lens. Do you ever get that feeling too?

You seem to be about my size; let’s try on each others’ clothes.

I’m a lot more sensitive than the guy you came here with.

Are those breasts real? Seriously? Are you sure? Let me feel them.

You’re like an older Miley Cyrus.

I’m celebrating my recent publication in Mad magazine, and I’d like to buy you a drink.

If you don’t go home with me I’ll just spend the evening thinking of you and masturbating anyway.

Have I seen you on

9/11 was an inside job. I have some proof back at my place; I’ll show you.

I’m really desperate for companionship.

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