Tuesday, August 26, 2008

Some Cheetah Girls Jokes

The Cheetah Girls are arguably as talented and important culturally as The Spice Girls were in their day. Their latest television film was one of the most watched programs last week. I have heard of them because I have nieces who like them.

Anyway, here are some jokes that I made up, that you can try on your nieces, be they tweens or smaller than that:

Q: Why should you never play cards with a Cheetah Girl?
A: Because her beauty is too distracting.

Q: How many Cheetah Girls does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: Cheetah Girls don't screw.

Q: What did one Cheetah Girl say to the other?
A: "Let's go sing another stupid song!"

Q: What do you get when you cross a Cheetah Girl with Zac Efron?
A: An even cuter Cheetah Girl.

Q: What do you get when you goose a Cheetah Girl?
A: Arrested.

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