Friday, September 5, 2008

If McCain Were Going to Die, Don't You Think He Would Have Done It By Now?

Not that anyone needs any more reassurance, but just in case, I have it on excellent authority that the McCain campaign is going to counter stupid questions about his mortality- and the fears that an aged McCain might leave an inexperienced Sarah Palin in charge of the presidency- with a new campaign theme, the first poster for which I've been given exclusive access. It is reprinted above. It's basically a big eff you to anyone who thinks John McCain has any chance of dying- if he wanted to do that, he'd have done it by now, you pussies.

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