The Cold Crazies

"The Cold Crazies" is an actual for-real medical condition that occurs when you get so cold that you go crazy. As much of the United States is suffering through record-low temperatures, expect to see a rise in totally cold-related crazy activities, such as freezing brains, jumping naked into snow drifts, and burning your own hair to keep warm. And if that's not enough to scare you, consider this: Some people think we're on the cusp of the verge of entering a new ice age. Don't say I didn't try to warn you.