Sunday, February 15, 2009

How Do They Know?



How do they know what Dr Gregory House's IQ is? Dr House is a fictional character. They can make up any number they want! Why not just say his IQ is 500?

Bastards.

By the way, my IQ is just south of 100. I'm not saying what it is exactly, but it's in the neighborhood of between 78 and 92 (depending on the time of the month). My friends tell me that's about average. My friends fly around my bed at night and sing me lullabies. They are green and yellow and their gossamer wings tickle my chin.

I have the sweetest dreams.

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