Sunday, February 1, 2009

I Have No Idea What the Movie "New In Town" is About

But Renee Zellweger's legs have had an almost hypnotic hold over me ever since I first saw this intoxicatingly designed poster. Is it possible that Renee Zellweger's legs really look that good? Seriously? Whoever designed this poster should win every award given for designing movie posters. The legs are great, that's a given, but the placement of the legs- splitting the title right down the middle, spreading those letters apart nice and wide, terminating in those lovely red shoes. And- is she sitting on a cloud? Floating up through the heavens like some beautiful-legged angel. You almost don't even notice the come-hither look in the eyes and the wry smile on her let's just admit it angelic face.

I think it's safe to say that however good "New In Town" the film might be, the poster is the best of 2009. The only way it could possibly be any better would be if Ms Zellweger were eating a McRib sandwich.

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