Monday, February 2, 2009

In Praise of All the Animals Who Are Biting Politicians

A "clinically depressed" poodle bit that jackass Jacques Chirac, former president of France, and a groundhog bit that jackass Michael Bloomberg, current president of New York City.

Is it too much to hope that this is the start of a trend? Maybe the next time some politicians go swimming with dolphins (the water's fine, Senator McCain) or attend zoo openings (oh please check out the tiger cage, Mr Vice President) we'll get some more such heartening news?

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