Tuesday, February 24, 2009

"Mark my words: No union in porn!"

"Lesbian Bukkake 13" is now available on dvd. Having missed the first twelve installments, I have a lot of catching up to do before I rent this one. But if this review (xcritic.com is very, very not safe for work) is to be believed, it might be worth it. It does feature, well, lesbian bukkake.

The third scene includes a rather astonishing political commentary:

Gwen (at 30, no longer the featured young starlet she was a decade ago) laps up all the splashing jizz with gusto, but at scene's end she becomes strangely belligerent, turning to the camera to exclaim, "Just so you know, there's never gonna be a union in porn! As soon as there's dues, no porn girls are gonna pay. Mark my words: No union in porn!" Okay, okay, relax, it's off the table.


That's fairly heartening news, I suppose, given what union pay and benefits packages are doing to "the big three" right now.

The extras include a skippable five-minute behind-the-scenes peek (Jackie Avalon is shown napping after her scene; the girls giggle and pose for photos); a slide show; brief bios of the three named actresses; address and web info for JM; and a very filling plate of 15 trailers, including the charming "Irritable Bowel Syndrome 4" and "The Violation of Harmony."


Wait- I've already missed the first three "Irritable Bowel Syndromes"? It's so hard to keep up.

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