I just took the Facebook quiz "Which Famous Butt Crack Are You." The answer is hard to argue with:
Ricky took the quiz "Which Famous Butt Crack Are You?" and the answer was "The Butt Crack of the Venus De Milo": You are half-hidden from view, and you are attached to a body that has no arms and cannot move. Your lower half is covered by finely sculpted drapery. You are beautiful, but you are still a butt crack.