"'God, please, the one person I want to go on a double date with is Miley Cyrus; if you're so powerful make me hang out with Miley Cyrus'...He did it within a month."
Later in the episode one of the Baldwin brothers, the religious one, baptized him, and then he and his wife Heidi Montag, or Heidi Pratt, whatever she calls herself, quit the show. Because they were too big for it.
I guess now we know why there is still war, famine, pestilence, disease, and other natural disasters. Because God is too busy making everything perfect for Spencer Pratt.
God ought to be smiting the shit out of this guy, not answering his prayers. And don't give me that "He works in mysterious ways" crap. There's a difference between being "mysterious" and being a jackass.
Anyway, it's something to think about as you go to bed hungry tonight.
What these two want, God gives.