Tuesday, September 8, 2009

Dissertation Testimonial- Real, or a Joke?

From the Manolo the Shoeblogger's twitter feed, I found a website called MastersThesisWriting.com.

Apparently, they will write your dissertation for you- or they'll help you write it. Plagiarism free!

The information on the "Ph.D." level (pricing starts at $28) page explains it all in simple terms:

MastersThesisWriting.com is here to help you earn your PhD degree. If you are in desperate need of assistance in writing a Ph.D. dissertation – you definitely need a highly professional assistance, to help you formulate your Ph.D. dissertations, and simply revise it to make it perfect.

We hold writers, who hold various academic degrees, with great experience in writing PhD dissertations. You won’t have to worry anymore about your dissertations. Everything will be figured out for you. Your custom Ph.D. dissertation will meet highest academic standards.

We will make sure, that you get a qualified and creative dissertation writer, ready to assist you in each and every aspect of your dissertation. We have successfully assisted thousands PhD candidates...

Our professional Ph.D. dissertation writing service will provide brilliant ideas for your custom PhD dissertation, and simply gather all the best, in order for you to get the greatest mark for your dissertation and earn your degree.

We provide 24/7 customer support service, as well as unlimited free revisions, for you to receive back exactly what you are expecting to receive. We write unique content of your Ph.d. dissertation paper, and it is always plagiarism free, as we do quality work.

We also have the greatest professionals, who are able to deliver a profound dissertation even in the shortest terms. However, in order for you to make some minor revisions please try to order custom PhD dissertations ahead; in order provide the best quality Ph.D. dissertations to the fullest potential.  We want you to represent authentic contribution to the field of study you choose.

I hope that whoever is assisting on these dissertations is not the same person who's writing the copy on their website, because that does not inspire confidence. I did, however, get a few chuckles out of it. Look at all that awkward usage, and the strange curly characters.

But then, what do you expect from a $28 dissertation?

My favorite page is the "testimonials and feedbacks":

Surely this site is a joke, right? Are our institutions of higher learning turning out doctors who've availed themselves of MastersThesisWriting.com's services? Maybe this was set up by a group of college administrators as a sort of "higher ed sting operation." Anyone who contacts them for help will have their information logged and be removed from college.


shampoo said...

horrors! bad copy! it's so depressing to think people who can't pick up on that are, presumably, being awarded their ph.d.

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In this era of web 2.0, we easily get nice & updated information for research purposes... I'd definitely appreciate the work of the said blog owner... Thanks!

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Whenever i see the post like your's i feel that there are still helpful people who share information for the help of others, it must be helpful for other's. thanx and good job.