Tuesday, September 8, 2009

The One Good Thing to Come from the Whole "Jon & Kate Plus 8" End-of-Relationship Debacle

Jon Gosselin, one of the stars of the reality show "Jon & Kate Plus 8," has done an interview with ABC news in which he says,

"Our Relationship Will Never Be Fixed."
"I despise [her] because she's not speaking from the heart... Please -- the stuff you tell me in private should be the stuff you tell me on TV."

This after Mr. Gosselin has become gossip fodder for his relationships with one woman after another.

This after Ms. Gosselin has become gossip fodder for her temper and ill treatment of her children and employees.

One will be excused from wondering, "Can any good come of this?"

The answer is, "Yes, it can, and it will on September 14."

Devil’s Film is preparing to roll out a new spoof of a mainstream reality TV show with its hardcore DVD, Jon & Kate F*ck Eight.
Devil’s Film sales manager Steve Volponi said the movie was written with the angle that “the grass is always greener on the other side.”

“In our movie they go to marriage counseling and come out with the suggestion that maybe they should go out there and bang other people, so they do and then it turns out that after they sow their wild oats that they are meant to be together,” he said. “It’ll probably be true to life.

Will the porn version be better than the "reality show" version? Um, isn't the "reality show" version already porn?

Pic source.


s!ampoo said...

jon gosselin looks like a particularly ill-drawn and stupid-looking hanna barbera character. kate looks like what she is. they both offend my eyes in a single photograph. how could people stand to watch their show?

they both need to pipe down and raise all these children they felt the need to bring into this world. with the gene pool those kids had ... well, they're going to need all the help they can get.

as for the females who have sex with douchebag jon (shudder)... I hope they are using at least five different forms of birth control and have appointments with psychiatrists. this goes double for miss fertility drug user kate and her male lovers (yuck).

A.Jaye said...

Devil's Films already have an eye on the AVN awards (for best publicity gimmick).