Saturday, January 30, 2010

I'm Pretty Sure that Lady GaGa is Living the Life I was Supposed to Live

She's rich, she's famous, and she creates dumb but impossibly catchy songs that even hipster doofuses like.

And now, as if that wasn't enough... She had an affair with Angelina Jolie?
According to Ian Halperin, author of the recent bestseller Brangelina: The Untold Story of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, the Tomb Raider star might have cheated on partner Brad Pitt with Love Game singer Lady GaGa.

Jolie — who is openly bisexual — and GaGa — a rumored hermaphrodite — had a secret rendez vous at the Beverly Wilshire Hotel that lasted all night, Halperin alleges.

“Angie is obsessed with Lady Gaga,” a source said.
And what is sex with Ms. Jolie like? Well, in an interview with something called InTouch, a housekeeper offers the following insights:
Anna Kowalski, a housekeeper who worked extensively with the family on their numerous visits to the Waldorf-Astoria in New York, says she walked into Jolie’s room and saw Jolie’s bed strewn with sex toys.

“The room was a disaster,” Anna revealed. “There was water all over the bathroom and empty vodka bottles everywhere. Every towel had been used. And over five dozen cattleya orchids were scattered around the room, and there were the tops of the flowers in the tub, with candles.

“The bed was covered with black rubber sheets, and there were sex toys on it.”
Water all over the bathroom (where was all the water? in the bathtub? in the toilet bowl? where else would it be?), vodka bottles, flowers in the tub (how romantic!) and rubber sheets. That sounds pretty exciting.

There is no doubt in my mind -- Lady GaGa is living the life I was supposed to live.

This woman is living my life.

Lady GaGa pic source.

1 comment:

shampoo said...

it's the wigs.

angie jo kind of scares me, but it sounds like the participants in making the messy hotel room had fun.