Lindsay Lohan was axed from a movie because she's not "bankable" -- this according a source connected with the production of the flick.A movie about a grad student working on a deserted island sounds awesome! I wonder what kind of work she's doing? It probably has something to do with her thesis. Is she studying the mating habits of some cryptozoological creature that can be found only that island? Or is she using advanced genetic engineering to create new genetically modified food from crops that are found only on that island? Maybe she's studying the effects of being on a deserted island?
Lindsay was slated to star in "The Other Side," a movie about a grad student working on a deserted island.
Is this photo Ms. Lohan's own meta-commentary on her acting career?
Whatever the specifics, it doesn't sound like a movie so much as a license to print money. Ms. Lohan is seriously missing out, but that isn't the worst part of the story for her. No, the worst part is delivered deadpan in the fifth paragraph of TMZ's story:
The movie also stars Woody Harrelson, Giovanni Ribisi, Dave Matthews and Alanis Morissette.In a movie with Woody Harrelson, Giovanni Ribisi, Dave Matthews, and Alanis Morissette, it was Lindsay Lohan who was considered the "unbankable" one.
I was going to photoshop up a parody of the poster for the classic film "Unbreakable" by calling it "Unbankable," and putting Lindsay Lohan's face in it. But then I thought, "Damn, that is a lot of trouble to go to for a joke about Lindsay Lohan's movie troubles." Also, I don't want to pile on the poor young woman at this difficult time. Now I'm going to take a nap.
Unbreakable pic source.
Lindsay Lohan pic source.