Tuesday, June 29, 2010

Competing Batman Porn Parodies -- With an Exclusive Image!

There is a retired tennis player called Jennifer Capriati who recently suffered an overdose of prescription medicine and is being treated at a hospital in southern Florida.

It's a sad story, I suppose. But it wouldn't really have registered on my radar if it weren't for the porn angle.

Jennifer Capriati in 2004, when she was apparently still dating Mr. Dabone.

Ms. Capriati's ex-boyfirend, a man called Dale Dabone (no doubt of the Hampton Dabones) went to the trouble of contacting TMZ to help them get as much detail as possible regarding Ms. Capriati's troubles.
Jennifer Capriati's ex-boyfriend says he believes two big things went down in her life that caused her to accidentally OD on prescription drugs -- his return to porn and her depression over tennis.
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DaBone claims Jen got horribly depressed every time a grand slam event went down. Interestingly, the OD occurred Sunday, during the time Wimbledon was on. Jen would always complain she was forced out of tennis because of injuries and began taking prescription meds.
The article states that Mr. Dabone and Ms. Capriati dated from 2003-2009. That is a long time to date anyone, let alone a professional tennis player. Or a porn star. But they're no longer dating, so why does Mr. Dabone think that his return to porn helped drive his ex over the edge?

Maybe he has a new film to promote?
But there's something else that DaBone says sent Jen on a downward spiral -- his recent return to porn ... something Jen despised. DaBone signed on with Vivid Entertainment to star in "Batman XXX: A Porn Parody."
This Vivid Entertainment production is, I suppose, not to be confused with another Batman porn parody I wrote about on April 5th -- BatF*cks Dark Knight. That one stars Nick Manning, Madelyn Marie, and is produced by Bluebird Films, not Vivid Entertainment.

This means there are two competing Batman porn parodies. (I am shocked that two different pornographic film companies would make essentially the same film -- and about a man who dresses up in skin tight clothes and prances around with women in latex!) And Vivid, which is clearly behind Bluebird, needed to do something to get the word out about its production. So they hired Mr. Dabone, who called TMZ, and -- well, how do you think that conversation went down?

"Hey, TMZ. I'm Dale Dabone. No, I'm not from the Hamptons; why do you ask? Anyway, I just read on your site that my ex-girlfriend J-Cap OD'd, and I thought you'd like to know that I was part of the perfect storm that caused it... Yeah, a perfect storm. The first part of the storm was that Wimbledon was going on, and she gets depressed about grand slam events. The second part of the perfect storm was that I just signed on to star in Vivid Entertainment's upcoming Batman XXX: A Porn Parody... No, you're thinking of the Bluebird movie. This one is totally different. Ours has the words "porn" and "parody" right there in the title, so there's no confusion. Anyway, I'm coming out of retirement and I think it helped send J-Cap over the edge. She's probably anticipating all the great action that you'll see only from Vivid's latest porn masterpiece. You know, no other company puts together the hottest action the way Vivid does. Anyway, just thought you'd like to know that I, Dale Dabone, will be coming out of retirement to appear in Vivid Entertainment's latest, Batman XXX: A Porn Parody... Sure, I can send you out a copy when it's released. What's your address?"

Probably something like that. Anyway, here's an exclusive image from Vivid's Batman XXX: A Porn Parody:

 If the above image is to be believed, Vivid Entertainment is going even more fetishistic than usual in its new Batman XXX: A Porn Parody.



Jennifer Capriati pic source.

5 comments:

shampoo said...

i can't get over the "bluebird" porn company. i do a doubletake every time.

A.Jaye said...

Clearly there's a market but I don't see the point in porn parodies.

Now if an S&M company decided to remake Batman...

Ricky Sprague said...

@shampoo -- you would prefer "blueballs" entertainment?

@A.Jaye -- I don't get the "porn parodies", either. In a way, porn and parodies are two concepts that are in direct opposition. They both appeal to different parts of the brain. Maybe I'm just not smart enough to handle the two things at the same time.

ejaz14357 said...

They both appeal to different parts of the brain. Maybe I'm just not smart enough to handle the two things at the same time.

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