Wednesday, June 23, 2010

Could YOU Get Through Airport Security Wearing The Outfit Lady GaGa Fell In?

TMZ is reporting that Lady GaGa fell while walking through Heathrow airport on Wednesday. This is apparently big news.


Looking like the illegitimate love child of Axl Rose, Madonna and Marilyn Manson, attention whore Lady Gaga bit it big time while unsuccessfully maneuvering through Heathrow airport in a pair of sensible leather chaps and comfy transatlantic travel platform boots on Wednesday.

She is literally a fashion victim.
Ha, ha. Get it? "Fashion victim"?

Of course TMZ has missed the point of this entirely. Try to imagine if you or I, average people who are not fabulously wealthy or famous, wore such an outlandish outfit to the airport. Would we even make it through security?

Would we have to take our platform shoes off? Could we wear a bandanna? What about those sunglasses? That belt?

This is at a time when people are being told by (British) airport security to turn their t-shirts inside out because they have potentially controversial slogans. Or being told to remove a t-shirt because it has a cartoon character holding a cartoon gun.

In America (which was where I assume Ms. GaGa's flight originated) women sometimes get felt up by airport security. Do you think that happened to Ms. GaGa? Does she have any piercings? If so, did she have to remove them, the way this woman was forced to remove her nipple piercings? Those leather chaps look an awful lot like leg braces. TSA agents in Philadelphia forced a 4 year-old child to remove his leg braces before he could get on a flight to Orlando.

Moreover, when she shows her passport to the TSA person, does it say "Lady GaGa"? Does she have to remove said sunglasses and bandanna, or is she wearing those in her photograph?

Look for the real story, TMZ!

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