Lindsay Lohan is my New Favorite Celebrity

And not just because she drives a lot of traffic to my blog thanks to her nipple slips.

Yesterday I blogged about that sleazebag Dr. Drew Pinsky's newest season of "Celebrity Rehab," and not more than a few hours after my post appeared Ms. Lohan showed that she agrees with my assessment after Empty V pulled or tried to pull a dirty trick by seating her in the audience near him.

Lindsay Lohan avoided a run-in with Dr. Drew Pinsky Sunday at the MTV Movie Awards.

The 23-year-old actress -- who wore a Pamella Roland beaded halter jumpsuit to hide her SCRAM anklet -- was originally seated near the addiction specialist, who angered her after publicly speculating about her drug use. ("He's such a loser," she said in April. "He's not a real doctor, he's a celebrity doctor.")

When she realized how close they'd be, she moved her seat.

Do I flatter myself to think that the lovely Ms. Lohan reads my blog? Her judgment of the loathsome Dr. Drew ("a loser," "not a real doctor, a celebrity doctor") is so similar to my own.

Of course it could just be that great minds think alike. And yes, anyone who thinks like me is a great mind.

I am a great mind.

Stop looking at the screen like that. Seriously quit rolling your eyes.

Let's move on the rest of the usmagazine piece. Turns out Dr. Drew isn't just a sleazy c*nt, he's also a stalker:

Dr. Drew said he ended up going to the KROQ Weenie Roast concert in L.A. Saturday in hopes of seeing the actress. She ended up being a no-show.

"I was going to reach out to her and say hi and apologize if indeed I caused her any distress; that was never my intention," he told The Dish Rag. "The stuff that seemed to get her most upset was things that I would say speculating what I would do if she was my daughter."

He went to the effing Weenie Roast because he thought she might be there. And he could just happen to, you know, bump into her. Because hey she's there, and he's there, so it's like they're there together. Perfectly innocent.

He was just speculating what he'd do if Ms. Lohan were his daughter.

Creepy bastard.

Here he is blaming other people for being a c*nt. Because they ask him about her, and he just can't help himself. When someone asks him about Lindsay Lohan he just has to start speculating:



I like that bit about how he says he's learned to "shut [his] pie hole." This at the beginning of a two and a half minute clip. During which he doesn't shut his pie hole. But, you know, that interviewer was asking about her. And he just can't help himself.

It's like he's got an addiction or something.

Here is the outfit Ms. Lohan wore -- the one that Usmagazine.com goes out of its way to mention was to cover her ankle bracelet:

Maybe it's just that I'm so happy she shares my opinion of Dr. Drew, but I think she looks pretty good here. Some decent cleavage, and the ankle bracelet is nowhere to be seen. Actually, who's looking at her ankles anyway, am I right guys?

She looks a hell of a lot better than that c*nt Dr. Drew.

Bonus -- here is a video compilation of all or most or some of the "f-bombs" dropped during the Empty V Movie Awards. It's actually kind of fun to watch. "The F Bomb" is one of my all-time favorite words.* That and "nonchalant."

*My blog remains a relatively f-bomb free zone because I am trying to appeal to a family market. That's where the scratch is.

Lindsay Lohan Empty V Movie Awards red carpet pic source.