Thursday, July 8, 2010

Dutch Porn Star Makes the World Cup Interesting by Entering into a Legally Binding Contract with Me

Of course I care not even a little bit about the World Cup. Not a fan of professional sports. It takes a lot to grab my attention.

This story grabbed my attention.
In a year already featuring odd World Cup promises, porn star Bobbi Eden appears to have outdone her competitors. The Dutch erotic actress wrote on Twitter that she "will give a BJ to all my followers" if the Netherlands wins the soccer tournament this weekend.

Having vanquished Uruguay in the semifinals, the Netherlands is just one win away from potentially triggering an oral sex extravaganza. According to the bizarre tweet, several fellow actresses could join the the festivities. Eden currently has more than 23,000 followers.
Naturally, this story motivated me to find out exactly what the "World Cup" is. It turns out it's a soccer (or, if you're outside America, football) tournament featuring teams from several different countries.

They all get together and kick the ball around for about eight hours or so. But to hell with that.

Some woman in the Netherlands promised BJs to all her followers if her favorite team wins. And her favorite team is one win away from winning!

The tweet in question can be found here. I took a picture of it:


She cheats a little bit, as she's not necessarily promising the BJ from herself -- she brings in a few other pornographic film stars: Gabby Quinteros, Miss Hybrid, and Vicky Vette. Following the links in the previous sentence will take you to each woman's twitter feed. As you'll see, they all seem to be game.

They also seem to have likable qualities.

I know a couple of people who are lawyers, and I am going to ask them if a tweet can be counted a legally binding contract before I start getting too excited about this new contract I'm entering into. Then there's the fact that the location of the promised BJs is not mentioned at all. Do I actually have to fly to the Netherlands to get this BJ? Seems like a lot of trouble to go to.

Then again, as her twitter feed says, Ms. Eden is the "#1 Dutch Pornstar."

Bobbi Eden and I have entered into what I fully believe is a legally binding agreement. Now all I have to do is raise money for a trip to Europe. Time to sign up for an amazon.com tip jar!

Of course it's entirely possible that when Ms. Eden says she will give BJs to her followers, she might be talking about my classic short animated film, "Dr. BJ" (probably not safe for work):

Dr BJ - watch more funny videos



Bobbi Eden pic source.

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