Spain won the World Cup for the first time when they beat Netherlands 1-0 thanks to a super strike by tireless midfielder Andres Iniesta four minutes from the end of extra time at Soccer City Sunday.Oh, it went into "extra time"! Excuse me if I don't get a boner.
Because, as I've already written, a Dutch pornographic film actress named Bobbi Eden promised BJs to her twitter followers if the Netherlands won.
So, thank you very much, Spain, for totally cockblocking the entire world.
I guess we'll all have to content ourselves by watching the "hilarious" animated short "Dr. BJ":
Or watching the sequel, "Dr. BJ Episode 2":