Sunday, July 11, 2010

Spain Wins World Cup -- C*ckblocks the Entire World

Spain won the World Cup, the soccer ("football") tournament going in South Africa. They beat (robbed) the Netherlands in what was I'm sure a thrilling match, or game, or whatever they call them.
Spain won the World Cup for the first time when they beat Netherlands 1-0 thanks to a super strike by tireless midfielder Andres Iniesta four minutes from the end of extra time at Soccer City Sunday.
Oh, it went into "extra time"! Excuse me if I don't get a boner.

Because, as I've already written, a Dutch pornographic film actress named Bobbi Eden promised BJs to her twitter followers if the Netherlands won.

So, thank you very much, Spain, for totally cockblocking the entire world.

I guess we'll all have to content ourselves by watching the "hilarious" animated short "Dr. BJ":

Dr BJ - watch more funny videos

Or watching the sequel, "Dr. BJ Episode 2":

Thanks, Spain.


A.Jaye said...

O Beware my lord of jealousy
It is the green eyed monster.

I wont be jealous of the Spanish tomorrow. But tonight I'll get a bj from an English slapper.

Ricky Sprague said...

A.Jaye, I laughed for about three minutes when I read that.