Spain won the World Cup, the soccer ("football") tournament going in South Africa. They beat (robbed) the Netherlands in what was I'm sure a thrilling match, or game, or whatever they call them.
Spain won the World Cup for the first time when they beat Netherlands 1-0 thanks to a super strike by tireless midfielder Andres Iniesta four minutes from the end of extra time at Soccer City Sunday.Oh, it went into "extra time"! Excuse me if I don't get a boner.
Because, as I've already written, a Dutch pornographic film actress named Bobbi Eden promised BJs to her twitter followers if the Netherlands won.
So, thank you very much, Spain, for totally cockblocking the entire world.
I guess we'll all have to content ourselves by watching the "hilarious" animated short "Dr. BJ":
Dr BJ - watch more funny videos
Or watching the sequel, "Dr. BJ Episode 2":
Dr BJ Episode 2 - watch more funny videos
Thanks, Spain.

2 comments:
O Beware my lord of jealousy
It is the green eyed monster.
I wont be jealous of the Spanish tomorrow. But tonight I'll get a bj from an English slapper.
A.Jaye, I laughed for about three minutes when I read that.
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