Thursday, August 5, 2010

Brett Farve Learns a Hard Lesson: Oh the Cruelty of Women!

 Looks can be deceiving. This woman is cruel.

Women can be so cruel.

We men do our best to impress them, in the pursuit of a little bit of affection and attention, and what do they do? They spurn our advances, and then laugh about them amongst their friends. Not even the most famous, accomplished of us is immune to this terribleness.

Take, for instance, the case of the professional American football player Brett Favre. He is a winner of the so-called "super" bowl, and has a number of American football records (I do not follow the game closely, alas, so I cannot comment with authority). He appeared in the film "There's Something About Mary."

In other words, he is a famous and accomplished man. And even he is laughed at by the objects of his affections.

According to a story at the website Deadspin, Mr. Favre reached deep into his "dating playbook" to "call" what is certainly his "touchdown" play. He sent photographs of his penis to a woman whose charms he wanted to explore.
But then, one night, [New York Jets football team sideline reporter Jenn] Sterger received a picture on her phone which was so shocking that she just tossed it across the room. It was his dick. Brett Favre's dick. And it happened multiple times. In fact, Sterger claims that, in one of the photos Favre allegedly sent her, he's masturbating — while wearing a pair of Crocs.
The displaying of the male member to the object of his interest is a proud one that has been ingrained through generations of evolutionary history. It is not only a way of showing the woman what she might gain access to; it is also a way of prostrating oneself before her. The masturbation photo shows a man who is alone, and in need of invigorating companionship.

The man is "exposing" himself to the woman, placing all of his trust in her hands. The gift is both sensual and sentimental.

And what did Ms. Sterger do with those gifts? Only commit the ultimate betrayal of a man who trusted her:
But soon after Jenn told me this story, she balked about releasing the photos or voicemails she still had on her computer. They were still on her computer because they were fun to laugh at amongst friends, but she never planned to sell them or use them to bolster her profile. 
She laughed at him. Amongst friends. A man in dire need of romantic companionship was made a laughingstock, and all because he trusted the wrong woman.

This is an important lesson I myself have learned through bitter experience.

Oh, cruelty, thy name is woman!

What man wouldn't send this seemingly charming young woman photographs of his penis? We are only human, after all.

First Jenn Sterger pic source.
Second Jenn Sterger pic source.

4 comments:

A.Jaye said...

The bitch.

I'd send her a picture of Arsole Fantume.

Ricky Sprague said...

That would be too good for her!

Iced Borscht said...

This Brett Favre is really a terrific athlete. Oh, do I have some horrifically sordid tales to tell about the ol' gunslinger, what with my sister-in-law being a former waitress at his steak house.

Whenever some backwoods babe from silo country (i.e. Northeast Wisconsin) writes a "Kiss and Tell" biopic of this narcissistic gasbag, it will be about 3,000 pages long.

I, for one, cannot wait.

shampoo said...

CROCS?!