Disturbing video of Lady GaGa at Lollapalooza, "crowd surfing."
Have you ever been to a three-day "music festival" before? Smelly, sweaty people. Drinking. With poor sanitation. And inadequate bathroom facilities.
Would you really want those people with their hepatitis and gonorrhea and brucellosis and who only knows what else groping your nearly-naked flesh? Not I!
This guy, the so-called "Green Man," has the right idea about surfing such a crowd. He is completely covered, head to foot:
Truly the industrial-strength full-body condom is the way to go. If you must crowd-surf, be sure to use protection.