Sunday, June 23, 2013

My first attempt at a mashup

Featuring the Michael Zager Band's song "Let's All Chant," and the "We Accept Her/One of Us/Gooble Gobble" scene from "Freaks." It was really hard to do.

Wednesday, June 5, 2013

Will "Man of Steel" be the superhero movie that finally wins a Best Picture Academy Oscar? 6 reasons why this movie will break the streak of superhero movies not winning Academy Oscars

Even though the best movies are superhero movies, and everyone knows it (which is why they're so successful, see "Captain America," "Amazing Spider-Man," "Avengers"), superhero movies have yet to experience the thrill and prestige that comes from winning the coveted Best Picture Academy Oscar.

That may be about to change, and the upcoming "Man of Steel" Superman movie is the movie that will do it, finally bringing artistic legitimacy to the superhero genre, which has propped up the ailing movie business. Here is why I believe that "Man of Steel" will win the Best Picture Academy Oscar:

First of all, it is about Superman. Superman is the first superhero of all time. His first movie, "Superman," was the first superhero movie that many people ever saw, from the 1970s. Today it is an acknowledged classic, and all superhero fans love it, including many Academy voters.

Second of all, my first inkling that I am right in my theory has come lately, as the first reviews of the movie are starting to come in. And the reviews are awesome, perhaps even as awesome as the film itself:
So, to summarize...awesome! Now, it's a bold claim to call it the "best movie of the year," especially this early on, but everything else is golden. To me, having tons of action was the biggest requirement, because we haven't really seen Big Blue do some serious damage since the 1970's and that's with some seriously antiquated effects. The CGI cape hasn't really been a secret and we can see as much in the trailers already. Personally, I'm totally down with it and have no qualms.
Positive reviews are important to ensure that everyone understands just how good a movie is, that is why people get so upset when some troll posts a negative review and ruins a movie's perfect Rotten Tomatoes score. And the reviews have been almost all positive, except for one negative review:
However, there was one negative response. Twitter user Jenn Murphy was adamant about her dislike and wrote, "There's a reason why they told us not to tweet about the movie we just saw: IT'S TERRIBLE!!! Also it definitely fails the Bechdel Test. Seriously can big budget movies create a decent role for a woman? It's getting pretty ridiculous."
I don't know what the "Bechdel Test" is, but it's funny that a person would wonder why can't movies have "a decent role for a woman," when the very movie she's talking about has Lois Lane in it, the best woman character in all of Superman comics and therefore a great role for a woman! So, the one negative review is just someone trolling.

If it's not a good role for a woman, then why is she standing in front of Superman in this picture? 

Third, the romance between Clark Kent/Superman and Lois Lane is one of the great love stories in all of popular culture, and love stories win big at the Academy Oscars (*ahem* "Titanic" *cough*). 

Fourth, currently at Rotten Tomatoes, 97% want to see it. That is almost 100% (3% are obviously trolls).

Fifth, the movie is produced by Christopher Nolan, the greatest filmmaker of the modern era. Despite his greatness, he has not yet won a Best Picture Academy Oscar, and until he does, the Best Picture Academy Oscar will be a joke, and everyone will know it. Everyone knows that the Academy is embarrassed that they didn't reward his Dark Knight Batman movie with even a nomination, and not even his last Batman movie, "The Dark Knight Rises," was nominated, even though it's the third best comic book movie of all time, and everyone knew it even a couple of weeks after it had been released. The Academy will be anxious to reward Nolan, who is a producer of "Man of Steel," so look for it to win big.

Sixth, Superman is the first superhero of all time, and superhero movies are the only movies that make any money anymore. The Academy knows this, and they have to reward superhero movies by giving one of them this coveted prize. Not even the latest Will Smith movie could make any money, because he wasn't playing a comic book character ("Men in Black"), or was he playing a superhero ("Hancock").

One of the biggest problems right now is that no superhero movie has ever won the Best Picture Academy Oscar. Rectifying this injustice clearly "Looks like a job for Superman!" And it will be, too, when "Man of Steel" wins the Best Picture Academy Oscar next year!

This is kind of what it's going to look like when Superman walks down the Academy aisle to pick up his Best Picture Academy Oscar.